Ryan's Rants: The Subspace Emissary Plot, Part 1

ThinAir can describe most of the plot in a short amount of time. But no, not anywhere close to that in 'Brawl'. Here it goes:

A cutscene begins the adventure mode. It shows Mario and Kirby (two of my favorite video game legends) in the middle of a hovering stadium. On a viewing platform stand Zelda and Peach. To start the actual game, you pick if you want to be Kirby or a-Mario! After you win, you see a video of the angel commander Pit from the Kid Icarus games watching the battle from above (wouldn't it be kind of weird if he was betting on who would win? I thought so). It then goes back to the stadium where a cannonball hits Mario and sends him flying. Petey Piranha, a villain from the Mario series that looks like a Venus flytrap, captures Zelda and Peach in two cages. Your only option is to free the princesses with Kirby. You win, Petey's defeated, and all is normal, right? No. You're so very wrong. This guy called the Ancient Minister (look up his picture, he's to hard to describe) on a floating circular platform orders these cute yet doomed robots to put a large time bomb in the middle of the field. Uh oh. There's nothing Kirby can do about it, so he calls his Warp Star and allows Zelda and Peach to hitch a ride.

So, that's part one of my 13-part "Subspace Series". RB out!